I am at the wrap party for a film featuring lots of dancers so obviously I am not dancing and the bar ran out of beers so I have been drinking one that I found after going around and testing all the unattended bottles for the optimal equilibrium of not empty and room temperature so I could know for sure it was abandoned.

Tepid Beck’s goes excellently with baklava, especially this baklava, which is excellent itself, dripping with honey.

Also now I see that this found beer is alcohol-free, which is probably why it was abandoned.